Another List of (Stupid?) things I want to Do

1. Travel the world without planning
2. Milk a farm animal
3. (Try to) make friends with the person in the next toilet stall while having a shit
4. Play hide-and-seek in a mall
5. Hit on attached girls, especially those with violent, over-possessive boyfriends.
6. Name my son La
7. Join PDRM (Police DiRaja Malaysia)
8. Run barefoot through a forest
9. Ride a really really big bike
10. Freerun wearing a flasher-trenchcoat, and nothing else
11. Never have a girlfriend
12. Teach my dog how to talk
13. Learn Elvish
14. Do naughty stuff in public places
15. Make Molotov cocktails
16. Make a pipe-bomb too, just in case
17. Read the Bible in one go
18. Cook
19. Stealthily unhook bras of unsuspecting victims
20. Avoid taking a bath for as long as I can