Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
EveryBody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.
Du du du du du du~
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
How I've changed
I updated my personality profile on facebook. After I did the test, I saw the date. I did it on this same day last year too. Unintentionally! So it's been exactly one year.
Openness: 83 >> 94. I became more open! I'm intellectually curious, and my beliefs are individualistic and unconventional!
Conscientiousness (Organizedness): 36 >> 55. Oo. I became more organized and efficient! Am I growing up?
Extraversion (Outgoingness): 95 >> 80. I'm still an extravert! But I don't like noisy parties. I AM growing up!
Agreeableness (Niceness): 36 >> 44. Ooo. I have become a nicer person.
Neuroticism (Emotional stability): 10 >> 0. But I no longer have feelings, apparently.
Did you know there might be another factor? Somehow Big 6 isn't as catchy as Big 5. Honesty/Humility. I got the question wrong in my psych exam. (Perception and Personality)
That test above is Costa and McCrae's (1992) Big Five Factor Trait theory personality test, for MBTI (Myers-Briggs Typology Indicator) I am an ENTP! (Can you tell? I studied) Prepare yourself for the wall of text that accurately describes me.
"ENTPs are frequently described as clever, cerebrally and verbally quick, enthusiastic, outgoing, innovative, and resourceful. ENTPs are motivated by a desire to understand and improve the world they live in. They are usually accurate in sizing up a situation. They may have a perverse sense of humor and sometimes play devil's advocate, which can create misunderstandings with friends, coworkers, and family. ENTPs are ingenious and adept at directing relationships between means and ends. ENTPs 'think outside the box,' devising fresh, unexpected solutions to difficult problems. However, they are less interested in generating and following through with detailed plans than in generating ideas and possibilities. ENTPs are quick to see complex interrelationships between people, things, and ideas. These interrelationships are analyzed in profound detail. The result is an in-depth understanding of the way things and relationships work, and how they can be improved."
I had a Big N' Tasty. I <3 burgers.
Openness: 83 >> 94. I became more open! I'm intellectually curious, and my beliefs are individualistic and unconventional!
Conscientiousness (Organizedness): 36 >> 55. Oo. I became more organized and efficient! Am I growing up?
Extraversion (Outgoingness): 95 >> 80. I'm still an extravert! But I don't like noisy parties. I AM growing up!
Agreeableness (Niceness): 36 >> 44. Ooo. I have become a nicer person.
Neuroticism (Emotional stability): 10 >> 0. But I no longer have feelings, apparently.
Did you know there might be another factor? Somehow Big 6 isn't as catchy as Big 5. Honesty/Humility. I got the question wrong in my psych exam. (Perception and Personality)
That test above is Costa and McCrae's (1992) Big Five Factor Trait theory personality test, for MBTI (Myers-Briggs Typology Indicator) I am an ENTP! (Can you tell? I studied) Prepare yourself for the wall of text that accurately describes me.
"ENTPs are frequently described as clever, cerebrally and verbally quick, enthusiastic, outgoing, innovative, and resourceful. ENTPs are motivated by a desire to understand and improve the world they live in. They are usually accurate in sizing up a situation. They may have a perverse sense of humor and sometimes play devil's advocate, which can create misunderstandings with friends, coworkers, and family. ENTPs are ingenious and adept at directing relationships between means and ends. ENTPs 'think outside the box,' devising fresh, unexpected solutions to difficult problems. However, they are less interested in generating and following through with detailed plans than in generating ideas and possibilities. ENTPs are quick to see complex interrelationships between people, things, and ideas. These interrelationships are analyzed in profound detail. The result is an in-depth understanding of the way things and relationships work, and how they can be improved."
I had a Big N' Tasty. I <3 burgers.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Holidays!
I can't wait. I'm going to finish the Runelords series, and Feist, and maybe Twilight again. Because I watched the trailer for Eclipse and realized I've forgotten the story. And watch Dexter. FTW. I wanted to put pictures. But I got lazy.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
A bit antisocial
I am. I don't get parties. What the heck does "Fine" mean? And I'm really not interested in what you've been up to lately. And yeah, I still don't have a girlfriend. Wanna make out?
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Perpetual Bliss
Yesterday was the last CF meeting of this sem and people were sharing about stuff they were thankful for, appreciating God and others, and most of them seemed to have had troubles and problems and difficulties.... and I was thinking to myself: omg the sem is over I didn't even feel it, what has been on my mind? Hmm nothing much, I've been rather stable this year, haven't changed, it seems I've just been living in a state of perpetual bliss and relaxahood. I was trying to remember if I was ever sad at all, and guess what, there was this one time right smack during the first assignment wave period that I was feeling really moodless cause everyone was doing assignments and didn't wanna play L4D2 and I hadn't played for 3 weeks....
Sometimes I think, hey it's not that I don't have problems, it's just that I'm so good at handling them. Then I accept the truth, that I really don't have problems.
Sometimes I think, hey it's not that I don't have problems, it's just that I'm so good at handling them. Then I accept the truth, that I really don't have problems.
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