What do you want in a Man?

A woman put out a personal ad in the paper: "Looking for a man that will never hit me, won't run away, and will always keep me happy.

The next day her doorbell rang. When she went to answer the door, there was a man in the wheelchair there. He had no arms or legs.

He said, "I'm here to answer the ad. As you can see, I can't hit you, or run away."

"But what about keeping me happy?" She asked.

"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" *hornybrows*