Sunday, November 8, 2009

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift is about a homosexual guy hitting on his straight best friend.

Just imagine ME singing this to... an imaginary guy.

You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesn't get your humor like I do (Cause it's guy humor, yoo~)

I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night

I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like (Manly rock music)
She'll never know your story like I~ do
(Cause some things you just can't tell girls)

But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're lookin' for has been here the whole time!

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me!
You belong with me!

Walkin' the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin' to myself
Hey isn't this ea~sy~?

And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in awhile, since she brought you down
You say you're fine I know you better than that
Hey, whatcha doing with a girl like that mmm hmmm?

She wears high heels, I wear sneakers go barefoot
She's cheer captain and I'm just a normal dude
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time!

If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me~ heehee~

Standin' by, just waiting at your back door
(*wink wink* do you see the queer connotation)
All this time how could you not know... Baby~ hee hee~
You belong with me
You belong with me

Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're bout to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me~.

Can't you see that I'm the one who understand you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me~

Have you ever thought, just maybe,
You belong with me.

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