The Nation of Pork Bun

The Nation of Pork Bun is dictated by The Dude Jared PorkBuns Goon. A nation-wide game of 'King of the Mountain' has been adopted as the new electoral system. The people of Pork Bun are so technologically advanced that each citizen does not physically go to work, but simply thinks of his/her office space and it materializes in whatever physical space they currently occupy. All citizens are afforded the right to free health care and the medical community frequently sponsors seminars on healthy living and dieting.

Crime is non-existent due to the constant vigilance of a well organized policing force which exclusively uses capital punishment against all violators of the law. Pork Bun has great pride in its powerful military force which does not hesitate to reprimand any violation of the law publicly and with unusually excessive force. Some major religions are allowed to purchase land, but no public display is tolerated. In Pork Bun, learning is held to the highest of virtues and any citizen may take free classes to further their education.

The citizens of Pork Bun are so environmentally conscious they live entirely on the three day old droppings of vegetarian animals. This country's economic system is completely run by corporations working in the free market and, subsequently, only the CEO's of large corporations are eligible to hold public office, and citizens of Pork Bun enjoy any freedom they deem appropriate, given it does not infringe upon the freedoms of any other citizen or offend any other citizen in practice.

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Recent News:

Nancy Baderbradenstein was thrown to the wolves today, literally, when the three hundred-eighty pound woman placed last in the first annual National Triathlon for a Fitter Pork Bun! The event was mandatory for all citizens, and everyone but last place was permitted to live, motivating the entire nation to get into shape!