Wednesday, January 20, 2010

When the Music Fades

Two men. One woman. She looks like a whore. It's getting violent. I don't think they're going to pay her.

Doo doo dee doo ba dee doo dee doo ba...

I hum the meaningless tune as I punch the first one. Right straight. Pow. Dad taught me how to punch. Damn, too strong, now my hand's stuck in his head. I push him off. There's a squelchy sound.

Doo doo dudu bee, squelch.

The second one finally realizes what he's up against and tries to run off, but the stupid bastard forgets that his pants are still around his ankles, and he trips. I grab his shoulders before he falls, spin him around. His penis is all shriveled up. Yeah, he's scared alright.

Mom taught me that when you knee someone in the balls, you don't aim for the balls. You go for the bastard's heart, and you get your knee there, through his crotch.

Doo deedee doo, crunch... Drip drip drip.

Hmph. Didn't get to the heart. I dropped the hunk of meat.

"You didn't have to kill them. Knock them around a little, then I take my money," the woman girl said as she searched the first body.

I was going to self-righteously reply that I did it because they were going to Rape Her, but the truth was, I just wasn't used to my new strength. But only for the first guy. The second, I don't know... the sight of him with his pants around his ankles, and his shriveled dick really annoyed me.

"Uh... Umm. Take care, good citizen!" I exclaimed as I shot up into the sky.

Doo deedly dee, whoosh!


Yeah. This is the best. Floating up here. Peaceful. The noise of the world is muted.

*Sniff* Damn. I have intestine on my jeans.

1 comment:

realhumangirl said...

omg!! haha...superhero getting used to his new strength. COOL!

and the shriveled dick...lol.