Smile like you mean it.

OooOooOoo sma-aile like you mean it,
Oh cause then you'll really feel it,
Feel that sickening disgusting jooo-oy...
You know, it's imaginary
and chemical reactory
It's as real as bunnies flying in the bree-eeze...

And you get haiii-igh-igh-ighy....
Feel the rush of eating pie-eye-eye-eyey...


(Repeat over and over again forever and ever Amen.)

This is a song. If you don't know how to sing it you need to ask me how. But if you find a tune that fits, then...


OooOooOoo sma-aile like you mean it,
Oh cause then you'll really feel it,
Feel that sickening disgusting jooo-oy...
You know, it's imaginary
and chemical reactory
It's as real as bunnies flying in the bree-eeze...

And you get haiii-igh-igh-ighy....
Feel the rush of eating pie-eye-eye-eyey...