I'm sooo fast du du du.

I've solved the mystery of the phantom vibrating handphone. You know, that phenomenon when you feel your handphone vibrate and you check it and wth there's nothing.

While I was eating my big and tasty Big N' Tasty (ho ho ho) my handphone vibrated! But omg I didn't even have it with me, I mean, I wasn't even wearing pants yo.

So yeah, I've realized, that it's your leg muscle that vibrates! One near the pocket area.

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Alright. Noticed a distinct lack of posts recently? You see, my blog is a what's-on-my-mind-that's-worth-sharing type of blog, and obviously, I have not had much on my mind. I had many more deep and insightful thoughts last year, especially during that period when I could not walk.

I used to think, that the thing I would fear losing the most is my mind. Today, I realized, that if I lost my mind, I wouldn't really miss it. But if I went all Stephen Hawking, I'd go insane anyway. Shifting values dum de dum.

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L8rz.

I was gonna update my FB status, then I decided to blog instead.

The dogs are going crazy, shitting and peeing everywhere. Meanwhile, I have finished preparing for the two Comm units and I've started studying up for Psych. It's painfully boring and I was falling asleep when I saw... "...reported by Holway and Boring (1941)." The heck? There's a guy named Boring.

Kids Nowadays. *shakes head*

Abel: Stupid penguin can't bounce

Jared: Can lah. Just make him go the flat angle. Like bouncing the stone.

Abel: ...

Jared: You know how to bounce stone right? Right? ... OMG you never bounce stone before?

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Kids nowadays. *Shakes head*.

The Workout Plan

So me and Gerrit were debating on how useful is a Gym in getting a sexy body. A cheapskate like me is too cheapskate to pay for a gym, so I've decided that I can get that sexy body on my own. This is here because I don't have a pen, so I can't write it on paper. And if I did, I might lose it.

Monday - Pullups, Pushup/Crunch & Run
Tuesday - Weights & Abs
Wednesday - Sandbag, Sprints
Thursday - =Monday
Friday - =Tuesday
Saturday - =Wednesday
Sunday - Isometrics & Polymetrics

And study everyday. Oorah.

How to succeed in your studies.

You need 3Ps. Passion. Pride. Perseverance.

Unfortunately, I have Playfulness, Procrastination, but luckily Pure Luck as well.

Today at 10 a.m. in the morning, I started reading up for my 1500 word Ethics Report due next Wednesday. I finished at 1 something. Pure Luck I tell you. Pure Luck.

Birthdays, festivals,

etc. etc. are unnecessary. Anything worth celebrating is worth celebrating everyday.

Basketball Coach

I started training the F1 and F2 students today. They're so cute. There are too many though. Time to cull them using ridiculously painful physical training! *evil face*

Finding Nap Spot

10 a.m. Sending my brother to Sunway Pyramid. Sleepy. Driving makes me sleepy. Gonna take a nap in uni.

11 a.m. The library is closed! OMG

11.30 a.m. Been reading on a bench, it's getting hot.

12 p.m. Hehehe followed a med student into the med building there's air con there.

1 p.m. Waffles for lunch mmm.

1.30 p.m. Oh crap I can't get back in. I haven't had my nap. I'll go check the student lounge...

2 p.m. It was closed, EVERYWHERE IS CLOSED!

2.10 p.m. I shall pray before I take my nap. Thank you God, for the MultiFaith room, air conditioning and bean bags, and please give me sweet dreams, Amen.

Ipron Man 2

Friday morning I log into gsc.com.my to see that Iron Man 2 has been fully booked, and there are only 3 seats available left to be bought. They're all on the front row. But we still went to the cinema anyway, because if we didn't get tickets for Iron Man we could always watch Ip Man, or Kick Ass, or The Losers... whee summer...

Anyway, got tickets. I waited at the front of the counter for 3 minutes, watching people collect their booked tickets. It was a bit exciting, wondering if there would be any left. Yay I got to watch Iron Man 2.

It was really funny.