Sausage Fist

So before I slept last night, I was thinking about the future, and I said that it'd be nice, God, if you showed me what I will be in the future in a dream. I'm pretty sure he didn't answer me.

I was in the jungle, battling cavemen. Wachow! Kick em into the hot mud pools!

Suddenly, a caveman in a business suit appeared. The rest of them hung back to watch, obviously this was the caveman boss or something. The business suited up caveman rushed forward and grabbed me, and was about to throw me into the hot mud pool! Somehow I knew that this caveman was a striker, and by grappling and trying to throw me, he was looking down on me.

But his grip was pretty insane, and I knew that he was perfectly capable of throwing me all the way to the pool. Quickly I shouted, "Frankfurter!!" and in an instant, the caveman was holding a bunch of sausages instead of me.

He was shocked, and I took the opportunity to attack him, punch punch punch Wing Chun style! He laughed it off, and started throwing lightning fast kicks which was his true specialty. I defended desperately, grab grab grab the kicks! After the exchange, I jumped back, my hands were hurting pretty bad.

But! Look at the caveman's legs! They kinda looked like sausages. It was time for the final attack, I rushed forward and entangled his necktie with a long sausage rope, and tied him up! Then I threw him into the hot mud pool MUAHAHHAHAA!