I'm sooo fast du du du.

I've solved the mystery of the phantom vibrating handphone. You know, that phenomenon when you feel your handphone vibrate and you check it and wth there's nothing.

While I was eating my big and tasty Big N' Tasty (ho ho ho) my handphone vibrated! But omg I didn't even have it with me, I mean, I wasn't even wearing pants yo.

So yeah, I've realized, that it's your leg muscle that vibrates! One near the pocket area.

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Alright. Noticed a distinct lack of posts recently? You see, my blog is a what's-on-my-mind-that's-worth-sharing type of blog, and obviously, I have not had much on my mind. I had many more deep and insightful thoughts last year, especially during that period when I could not walk.

I used to think, that the thing I would fear losing the most is my mind. Today, I realized, that if I lost my mind, I wouldn't really miss it. But if I went all Stephen Hawking, I'd go insane anyway. Shifting values dum de dum.

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L8rz.

I was gonna update my FB status, then I decided to blog instead.

The dogs are going crazy, shitting and peeing everywhere. Meanwhile, I have finished preparing for the two Comm units and I've started studying up for Psych. It's painfully boring and I was falling asleep when I saw... "...reported by Holway and Boring (1941)." The heck? There's a guy named Boring.

Kids Nowadays. *shakes head*

Abel: Stupid penguin can't bounce

Jared: Can lah. Just make him go the flat angle. Like bouncing the stone.

Abel: ...

Jared: You know how to bounce stone right? Right? ... OMG you never bounce stone before?

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Kids nowadays. *Shakes head*.

The Workout Plan

So me and Gerrit were debating on how useful is a Gym in getting a sexy body. A cheapskate like me is too cheapskate to pay for a gym, so I've decided that I can get that sexy body on my own. This is here because I don't have a pen, so I can't write it on paper. And if I did, I might lose it.

Monday - Pullups, Pushup/Crunch & Run
Tuesday - Weights & Abs
Wednesday - Sandbag, Sprints
Thursday - =Monday
Friday - =Tuesday
Saturday - =Wednesday
Sunday - Isometrics & Polymetrics

And study everyday. Oorah.

How to succeed in your studies.

You need 3Ps. Passion. Pride. Perseverance.

Unfortunately, I have Playfulness, Procrastination, but luckily Pure Luck as well.

Today at 10 a.m. in the morning, I started reading up for my 1500 word Ethics Report due next Wednesday. I finished at 1 something. Pure Luck I tell you. Pure Luck.

Birthdays, festivals,

etc. etc. are unnecessary. Anything worth celebrating is worth celebrating everyday.

Basketball Coach

I started training the F1 and F2 students today. They're so cute. There are too many though. Time to cull them using ridiculously painful physical training! *evil face*

Finding Nap Spot

10 a.m. Sending my brother to Sunway Pyramid. Sleepy. Driving makes me sleepy. Gonna take a nap in uni.

11 a.m. The library is closed! OMG

11.30 a.m. Been reading on a bench, it's getting hot.

12 p.m. Hehehe followed a med student into the med building there's air con there.

1 p.m. Waffles for lunch mmm.

1.30 p.m. Oh crap I can't get back in. I haven't had my nap. I'll go check the student lounge...

2 p.m. It was closed, EVERYWHERE IS CLOSED!

2.10 p.m. I shall pray before I take my nap. Thank you God, for the MultiFaith room, air conditioning and bean bags, and please give me sweet dreams, Amen.

Ipron Man 2

Friday morning I log into gsc.com.my to see that Iron Man 2 has been fully booked, and there are only 3 seats available left to be bought. They're all on the front row. But we still went to the cinema anyway, because if we didn't get tickets for Iron Man we could always watch Ip Man, or Kick Ass, or The Losers... whee summer...

Anyway, got tickets. I waited at the front of the counter for 3 minutes, watching people collect their booked tickets. It was a bit exciting, wondering if there would be any left. Yay I got to watch Iron Man 2.

It was really funny.

Unhealthy

I was so moodless today. Symptoms of deprivation. I feel much better now, still, addictions are unhealthy. It would be best to get rid of it.

Control

not by forcing actions, but by manipulating desires.

If you

wake up on Saturday afternoon, gorge on dimsum, go home and drink lots of Coke, then take a 3 hour nap, you will wake up feeling fat.

Start again

Working out. I realize that when I stop exercising I start to play more pointless online games. This might have something to do with how efficient I am resulting in huge amounts of free time with nbtd.

So because I don't want to spend so much time in front of the computer, and because I wanna have freaky veins on my abs, I've started working out again. Hohoho.

Cough, cough, cough

So fine, I'm not Jared. I just hijacked his blog because I made mine invisible to the general public. I was afraid of being stalked, you see, which is really weird because normally, I'm the one who stalks. I don't get stalked.

But despite not having a blog anymore, I still feel this compulsive need to share my thoughts with the world. Call me narcissistic. I suppose I am. Even my paranoia stems from narcissism.

The only active blog I have now (yes, I had/have many) is my booklog, which I've only recently started and is not that personal. Plus my name isn't on it so even if people google my name, it won't turn up. Yes!!

I must admit though, that one of the things that I like best about blogging is the layout bit. I like finding the perfect layout for my blog. And then I like tweaking and customizing it till it's shaped into what I want it to be. Playing around with the codes and whatever, it's like writing poetry. I love Minima on Blogger.

It occurs to me suddenly that I can tweak Jared's blog. His only condition is that I keep the header image. :)

What I ate today.

For breakfast, 5 nuggets and 7 onion rings from the Fried Food Lady at uni. No, I don't know the real name of the place.

I felt really poor after that expensive breakfast (rm6) I didn't feel like spending much during lunch so I endured being the 5th wheel during lunch to have some of Rachel's leftover veggies.

A bit later, I watched an episode of HowIMetYourMother with Charmain while having her apple, and 2 bites of her awesome Ham, Cheese + Salad sandwich. We hid in a corner of the aquarium. I think she got a thrill from breaking the no-food-in-the-library rule.

At 2, I had my third lunch, that sugar toast from the vending machine, and Rachel's leftover potato rostie.

When I got home, I realized that I wouldn't be able to have dinner with my family, because bball training starts 30 mins after our dinnertime. So I scavenged and found 4 McDonald's nuggets and some fries, and half a yao chua kai and a ham chim peng.

Whoo.

Another one early

Hehe. Think I could get used to this.

Freeloader

I have not been sleeping well, my dreams have been...intense, lately, and I feel tired during the day... I slept earlier than usual last night, and I woke up too early, I heard my mom feeding Jacob and I remembered her talking about how at 6 a.m. it's feeding time for him and he knows it, if he doesn't get his food he'll make some noise... I thought to myself... what a freeloader. Pets are such freeloaders, they just use up resources and don't give anything back... then I stopped and thought... oh what the hell... what about me?

"I feel like I know you"

is such a retarded line.

Why does it even work? It's an insult! It's says that you're simple, and one-dimensional.


I'd much rather spend a lifetime figuring you out.

I finished an assignment early!

I wanted to try being hardworking and studious so I started my assignment early, and... I have finished early! The only other time I've finished an assignment before the due date itself is that time last year, when the lecture was so unbearably boring that I just stopped going and didn't hear the announcement that we got an extension.

It took me a week though... >.<"

Hard to work without that last-minute pressure.

Slurp Slurp.

I've noticed a trend on television and films lately. It's not only the female body that is objectified. Male bodies are increasingly displayed on purpose, and the quality of these male bodies have increased as actors strive to be presentable. I think it's because the entertainment industry isn't just catering to men anymore. The "male gaze" doesn't work today because women are just as powerful as consumers in this age. Mmm.